Lying bastards

...and I can call them that because I'm quite positive that neither of their parents were married.

Britten and I have to communicate about whether or not the dogs have been fed. If one person feeds them, they will do their best to convince the other person that they have not eaten yet.

For example, tonight, I got home from the Prep League tournament knowing that Britten had already fed the dogs. When I let them in from the backyard, however, they were utterly convinced that they had never eaten before, probably never even seen food. Lying bastards. Or they just have a three second memory. Or they both just really like food. Maybe they're just dogs. Nah.